Harry potter.

"I wasn't that drunk" - Harry Potter Jokes

“I wasn’t that drunk!”
“Dude, you handed your carkeys to a midget and
said ‘Vault 217!’”
“I wasn’t that drunk!”
“Dude, Dude you ran at a wall screaming ‘9 and
3/4’!”
“I wasn’t that drunk!”
“Dude, you tried to open your door by
screaming ‘Alohamora!’”
“I wasn’t that drunk!”
“Dude, you stood in my Fireplace and yelled,
‘Diagon Alley!’”
“I wasn’t that drunk!”
“Dude, you gave a sock to a Midget yelling
‘Dobby, you’re FREE!’”
I wasn’t that drunk:
-Dude, you jumped in my car and said
something was wrong because it wouldn’t get off
the ground.
-You took a running start at a brick wall with a
shopping cart you stole from a homeless guy
because you swore it was the way to platform 9
3/4.
-You saw a spider, screamed that it was one of
aragog’s children and then ran away.
-You stood in my fireplace screaming ‘diagon
alley’.
-You ran in the room yelling, “troll in the
dungeon”, turns out it was just super in the
basement.

Man, RON RON RON RON RON<3